Towfeeque Aalam
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Full Bakwaas, Save Yourself the Trauma
Arrey bhai, what a disaster of a place! Went to Al Saba thinking we’ll have some solid kebab, but ended up with dried rubber and attitude. Ordered sheek kebab and boti kebab – bas, that’s where the regret began.
• Sheek kebab: Baap re baap. It was so dry, even a camel in the desert would say, “Nahin bhai, main fasting mein hoon.” Not even a sniff of meat. Felt like chewing Thermocol wrapped in sadness.
• Boti kebab: Arey, itna hard tha, I almost took it home to use as a paperweight. Boti toh gaya, sirf ‘booti ka badla’ mila – dried, cold, and tasteless.
Staff? Wah bhai wah. Full “kaiku aaya tum log?” attitude. No smile, no service, just full-time sulking like we disturbed their beauty sleep. When we complained, they gave that look like “toh kya karoon, medal doon?” No apology, no shame, and they still charged us the full amount. Haram ki kamaayi certified.
But wait, the bonus? My dost had just a small bite – next thing, bhai was running to the loo with jet speed hot diarrhoea. Scene was so bad, he said “Kaash zinda bach jaata.”
Honestly, this wasn’t food – this was trauma served on a plate. I’ve had better kebabs from street vendors at Charminar at midnight during load-shedding. At least they give izzat.
If you’re planning to go here – jaan se haath dhona pad sakta. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.