Paracosmic Couple
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I saw other reviews, and everyone seems really happy with this café. Some even said the food is exceptional—lol. But trust me, I know how fake reviews work. These are definitely written by their friends and family.
This one, however, is honest.
The food was terrible—completely tasteless. Who puts cucumber in a burger? I’ve seen people mix water in milk, but in mayo? Seriously, who does that?
The only thing that didn’t mix well—literally—was the sugar in the lime juice. I wouldn’t have slammed them with this review, but when I saw they charged ₹80 for a lime juice that tasted overly citric and left sugar grains in every sip (even after stirring for 10 minutes), I was genuinely upset.